Ingabe the Nokia 3210 ifoni okukhulu kunakho konke emlandweni?

Was the Nokia 3210 the greatest phone of all time?

 

Powered by Guardian.co.ukLesi sihloko osesikhundleni “Ingabe the Nokia 3210 ifoni okukhulu kunakho konke emlandweni?” lalotshwa uHana Jane Parkinson, ngoba theguardian.com ngoLwesihlanu-19 June 2015 14.35 UTC

Bamba ifoni - Nokia ine imemezele ukubuya yayo kuya mobile (cell) market. The Finnish telecoms giant, okwakukhona once umkhiqizi enkulu handsets mobile emhlabeni, livumile kanye Microsoft ukuze uqale ukuklama phones aphinde e 2016.

Microsoft wathenga onezinkinga umakhalekhukhwini unit yenkampani for € 5.44bn (£ 4.6bn) in 2013, ngemva kokwehla yokuthengisa lapho sibhekene ukuqhudelana I-Apula. Kodwa manje ukuthi Nokia sika esiphezulu Rajeev Suri ine wathi Nokia ayibuyisele, asikwazi ukusiza harking emuva ucezu de yayo ukumelana: the Nokia 3210. Nakhu kungani thina bayakuthanda.

Ibhethri never wafa

The iPhone 6 unokuphila ibhethri isilinganiso of esingaphansi kosuku, the Samsung Galaxy S6 akuyona kangcono kakhulu. The 3210? Ungathanda singesaphakade, like, ngesonto. Ngokunokwenzeka amasonto amabili, kuye ngokuthi kangaki Snake kukhala.

Kukhona isizathu esenza lokhu ihlaya owenzé emahlandla on the internet:

Just wagqoka ijazi I last wayegqoka emshadweni in 2001 athola Nokia 3210 ephaketheni. Kusafanele 2 yokhuni battery kwesokunxele

It ngokoqobo akazange aphule. Ever

Sonke siyazi ukuthi izitolo ifoni phakathi yedolobhakazi zezitolo benza ukubulawa kusukela wawanquma smartphone izikrini. Ukuthi yayingasoze yabhujiswa kanye eziqinile 3210, 153g enesisindo. The 3210 iphuze ibhomu le-athomu, nokuzamazama komhlaba futhi ngokunokwenzeka ezimbili kuhlangene.

Drop it on the floor nesembozo ngabe pop off, ibhethri amathe out, kodwa uyokhanda elingana uzipho chipped. Phucuzani it off, ngesankahlu it emuva ndawonye, futhi konke kungaba ok. Manje Akumangazi ukuthi kungani abantu benza amahlaya ukuthi bephonsa kwihendisethi beziyolimaza phansi, hhayi abasebenzela.

The 3310, indlalifa the 3210, abheke ngokuyisisekelo like the 3210 gqoka a bunch of isisindo, kwaba eziqine ngisho nangokwengeziwe, futhi kwaholela Ongenakufa 3310 meme.

Nokia meme
Ongenakufa 3310. Amirite? Photograph: KnowYourMeme.com
Nokia ihlaya isithombe ifoni lisetshenziswa njengedivaysi ram ibhethri
Nokia 3310 asetshenziswayo njengoba ram battery. Photograph: KnowYourMeme.com

Zonke imibala!

Akukaze igama elithi "fascia" bathandwe kangaka njengoba in the Inkathi 3210. Sasizigqokele mayelana fasciae. Isibalo imibala! The ones bezinto! The decals! The stickers! The ones knock-off lokwephula film and umculo copyright eziningi ezahlukene! The anemibala enjoloba ikhibhodi panel! Izembozo Fluffy! Kade kukhona lutho ukuthi kwaba off-kwemingcele uma kuziwa ihlobise 3210. Porn aphefumulelwe ixhama?, ihlanganisa nge, ngezikhathi, brand of ushokoledi phezu kwabo.

Akekho lokhu Shit nge iPhone. "Space gray"Futhi" slate "? Kungenzeka yini kujabulise kakhudlwana?

Snake, kusobala

Sure, Manje kunabo Electronic Arts futhi Rockstar imidlalo ayatholakala empompini uhlelo lokusebenza, izilwane zazisazitika ngokuhlafuna zigwinye isikhala phone kanye amahora isikhathi. Ungakwazi ukuthola lonke umndeni The Sims noma ukunqoba Premier League on Fifa, kodwa lutho ishaye elihlanzekile, futhi purist, adrenaline rush of Snake.

Hlaba ikhefu elincane futhi base screwed. Wonke umuntu wayazi ukuthi, a Iphutha Rookie. Ngokusobala, othile wake ngilinqobile Snake, futhi ubufakazi okulesi 13 minute gif. Umdlalo sisesekhona ukudlala njengoba iqanda YouTube Easter kuze 2014, lapho Google bewuthatha. Ungabi okubi? Ngempela.

Ukuzizwa yonke nostalgic manje? Never besabe - the 3210 kuba isakhona ukuthenga on eBay. Akukona nje kuphela ukuthi, kodwa banjalo izesekeli. Smartphones? Meh.

• Lesi sihloko sichitjiyelwe ku 22 June 2015. Rajeev Suri kuyinto esiphezulu Nokia, hhayi Microsoft njengoba isihloko ithe.

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