I Nine Amaphutha kungakhungathekisa kakhulu Ezidingwa Abantu Bonke Video Game Players Yenza

The Nine Most Frustrating Mistakes That All Video Game Players Make

Kusukela mistimed ngendaba ukusindisa umdlalo benezinkinga, lapha kukhona amaphutha udlala sonke siyawenza kaninginingi


Powered by Guardian.co.ukLesi sihloko osesikhundleni “The eziyisishiyagalolunye amaphutha kungakhungathekisa kakhulu ukuthi bonke abadlali ividiyo mdlalo kuzokwenza” lalotshwa Keith Stuart, ngoba theguardian.com ngoLwesihlanu 1st April 2016 08.04 UTC

Kukhona ezinye amaphutha esizenzayo ayenomkhuba. Asikwazi ukusiza ngokwethu. Ngisho njengoba senza it, ingxenye yobuchopho bethu is nokuklabalasa: "Lena ngokuphelele into engalungile ukuba akwenze." Kodwa ngandlela-thile, ngaphambi kokuba sazi it, sinezinto bengasekho phambili ukwenzile; sinezinto wathenga ithikithi ukubona Batman v Superman.

Ngezinye izikhathi labo abenza izinto zenzeke emidlalweni kakhulu. Akunandaba wazibonela ukuthi wena Call of Duty, kukhona izikhathi ucabanga ungathatha out eziningana abadlali ezingenayo ngesikhathi esisodwa ukushaja ngenhlamvu isibhamu sakho kanye izinhlamvu ezimbili in the isiqeshana. Ngisho noma uke waba udlala Tomb Raider imidlalo 10 iminyaka uzoba ngezinye izikhathi kuyenzeka zihambe Kunegebe omkhulu bese ucabanga, I wonder uma Lara angaphila ekwindla? Bese kuthi-ke uthola ukuthi bengayi. Futhi okuseshwa wokugcina laliqhele ngamakhilomitha ambalwa emuva.

Lapha, ke, ezinye Classic udlala amaphutha kusuka kuwo wonke umlando. Engeza "izintandokazi" wakho siqu esigabeni imibono.

Gxuma wahlulela

Mario ukuwa
A Classic Mario ukuwa. Photograph: Nintendo

Lona archetypal iphutha platforming: wazi ukuthi Akumelwe hit gxuma kuze ngephikseli olulodwa of foot Mario sika phezu konqenqema - kodwa ke ngesikhathi run up, ukukhahlela adrenaline in, iminwe yakho uqale ukudikiza futhi phambi kwakho ngisho ayazi, ubhekene ngokucindezela inkinobho … zakuqala kude kakhulu, ukuthumela moustached yethu hero ezingena kwalasha. Ngoba isikhathi lika-24. Wena bayabubula ayehlome ezibuza ukuthi kungenzeka yini ukuthi uthathe isilawuli Super Nintendo ngesigamu ngezandla zakho angenalutho.

Speedy ekhoneni

Volkswagon ukushayela yamaphutha kusuka kwamanye ividiyo YouTube, Gran Turismo V kwezimoto

"Yeah, khona uzoba kahle ukuya ngalo baphendukela hairpin at 115mph sabe sesihlasela ukubopha nje ngaphambi isihloko, Yini-ke okungenzeka go … Hewu Nkosi yami, imoto yami bhala-off. "

Lo kuhlulekile ukulwa game combo

Street Fighter

Ubulokhu abaqhuba njengoba Ryu kwaphela amasonto amabili, wazi zonke izimpi zakhe key, ungakwazi ukwenza kubo ngaphandle ngisho ebuka isilawuli. Bese abangane bomshado wakho uza phezu for umqhudelwano Street Fighter, futhi usumi ngomumo okwadala umonakalo yakho combo attack, ahilela eziningana Shintshanani quarter endilingeni uxhaxha punches. Okwamanje uza. Ryu kuyoba ekhazimulayo. Ryu uyonqoba. Ryu kuthanda … do a uyinqaba kancane nomqwayiba dance ukuthi wena angikaze ngimbone ngaphambili amahora yakho amaningi ukuqeqeshwa okunzulu. Ken ukhahlela naye ebusweni. Ken iwina.

I adventure game silulumagama ukuwohloka

Hobbit
Hobbit, walishintsha kancane

"Wena esitokisini ejele imigoqo ukuthi kukhona nje emincane kakhulu sokwenza phakathi,"Kusho inkulumo evusa amadlingozi enesihloko adventure entsha sokuqhafaza ukuthi uke nje wathenga for ZX yakho Spectrum. "On the table phambi kwakho kuyinto ibhodlela ngokuthi 'ancipha Potion'. Yini manje?"Kwaphela amasonto, wena ufaka ezahlukene ekudidiyeleni eliyisenzo-noun: isiphuzo Potion, kudla Potion, phuza Potion, quaff Potion. Ekugcineni, edonswa sobs yakho wokukhungatheka, wonke amalungu omkhaya eyibona wakho ehileleka. "Uke wazama 'gulp',"Kusho grandad yakho ngocingo kusuka Hitchen ngobusuku obubodwa. Nothing imisebenzi.

wayeneminyaka engamashumi amathathu kamuva uthola umdlalo on an emulator. Wena ukulayisha it up, uthayipha "ukugwinya Potion", futhi uwena ngokusebenzisa ekamelweni olandelayo ngokuphazima kweso. Wena ngigqolozele qapha amahora amaningana buthule ngiphindaphinda ngokwakho, "Ngachitha ebuntwaneni bami".

Ukusinda horror ukwethuka attack

Othathwe ividiyo YouTube, Owakhile omubi 2 Zombie Attack Surprise

Akuve emihle, kungcono kulungile. Une zesibhamu ezinhlanu, une ummese yakho, futhi uma kukhona amanxeba wena, kukhona medipaks ezintathu emuva lapho antechamber. Akuve ephephile ngokuphelele ukuba bangene kule ndawo nhlobo futhi … ZOMBIE ENGALINDELEKILE! Oh Jesu sweet, yini inkinobho Inhloso? Yini inkinobho Inhloso?! Haibo, uke kwahlomisela idasta feather esikhundleni isibhamu - kungani ngisho babe ukuthi in yokusungula yakho? Zombie is edging kakhudlwana. Uma ungase nje hlanganisa gun ne … sekwephuzile.

I amabhomu zembubhiso ezithile

Call of Duty amabhomu bayahluleka

Wena udlala Call of Honor: Ukulwa Modern. "Hey Angikwazi athathe yonke indlu igcwele izitha nalokhu amabhomu," ucabanga kanjalo. "Ngidinga ukuze bashukumise it futhi … linda yini inkinobho nokujikijela? ngempela, yilokho kuphela. KULUNGILE, nidla lesi! Haibo, the amabhomu uye bounced off isakhiwo ngaphambilini engabonakali ngenhla nje ikhanda lami futhi manje elele ezinyaweni zami. Ingabe ngithola isikhathi pick it up bese uyiphonse aphinde?" [Sound of ukuqhuma okukhulu] "Akukho. Cha angiyeki."

Ukukhetha Character zisola

A Ikhonsathi Lorenzo Costa. Umdwebo Lovely, Isigaba sezinhlamvu lousy.
A Ikhonsathi Lorenzo Costa. Umdwebo Lovely, Isigaba sezinhlamvu lousy.
Photograph: Heritage Izithombe / Getty Images

Uneminyaka 20 kwamahora elikhulu Ekwenza Umlingiswa adventure enesihloko esithi Final Dragon Fable XVII. Ekuqaleni, the game ake ukhetha eziningi ezahlukene uhlamvu amakilasi; ngabe ozohamba Warrior Mighty, Wise Sage, Eagle-Eyed Archer noma Dread Warlock. Kodwa anizange. Ukuzizwa impish nesiphikayo, wena wakhetha "Wandering umbethi wogubhu". Manje, ebhekene Level omkhulu 40 isihogo dragon ukuphefumula ogama somlilo usanda wabhubhisa endaweni enkulu, isinqumo sakho ngifuna ezihlekisayo ingasaphathwa. You wazama kakhulu ukuthola ukusesha ngokusebenzisa amandla akho ekhethekile ukhetho esinzima kakhulu. It kuvela ukuthi "ballad okulusizi". It ehluleka.

Umdlalo ilibele ugcine nenhlekelele

Oregon Trail
Oregon Trail Photograph: Oregon Trail

Ungakwazi nakanjani uthole esedlule le ngxenye umdlalo ngaphambi kokulondolozwa, kuyoba akukho nkinga. Ngisho, nonke nina kufanele ukwenze ahlabe ibutho Orc, ke Dodge izingibe isihlungu umcibisholo, ke thatha on ekupheleni-ka-level boss monster.

Kodwa ngemva kwamahora amane, the boss onibulalayo - kuphela ngetshe sempilo ondingasithebeni ukuphila gauge yayo. "Qala kabusha kusukela last londoloza?"Nangokubhuqa imenyu game. Ezinye ingxenye yobuchopho yakho ikuvumela ukuba siphuphe ukuthi empeleni wenza ushaye londoloza, kwesokudla emva zokuhlatshwa ukuthi 300th Orc warrior.

Bese iqala kabusha umdlalo. At ekuqaleni ezingeni. Ushona kancane teeny ngaphakathi.

I showboat esihogweni

Ukuthatha kusukela ividiyo YouTube, Fifa 15 Chip Shot Fail

Kuyinto wokugcina imizuzwana embalwa Fifa yakho 16 nomdlalo phakathi Norwich futhi Barcelona. The score 1-1, kodwa umgadli yakho ukushaja bubheke Barca penalty ibhokisi kungekho abavikeli eseduze kanye shot esicacile umgomo. You Usuzothatha isihloko Champions League emuva sise-East Anglia, kodwa okubaluleke ungumuntu imizuzwana kude eshaya umngane wakho best ohlale nemidlalo Barcelona - futhi iwina njalo. Kodwa angeke kwenzeke lokho namhlanje. Hhayi manje, Messi. Kugcwele yonke indawo, kungcono … Hey, kungani ungazindli Chip the goalie? Muhle off line yakhe, uye foundering, wazi izinkinobho kwesokudla - Kungayiphi indlela engcono ukuveza bendawo bemphumelelo yakho esondelayo emkhathizwe? Bazokusiza ukhuluma lokhu nikwenza iminyaka engamashumi. Wena cindezela Skill Uthuthela inkinobho futhi shoot.

Ibhola yokuthengisa phezu bar esiphambanweni. Amagalelo ikhwela. Ngemva kwesikhathi esengeziwe, Norwich leyo ndawo ilahlekelwa kumaphenalti. Ngoba bonke abanye lwesonto, noma nini umngane wakho womshado ubona yokudla wena, uyabuza: "Ingabe ufuna chips nalelo?"Ucabanga mhlawumbe lo mngane eye icekela. Futhi, ungase ungaphinde udlale isiqophi imidlalo aphinde.

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