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Kuchokera mistimed kudumpha kupulumutsa masewera mavuto ochepa, apa ndi zolakwa Masewero tonsefe mobwerezabwereza


Zoyendetsedwa ndi Guardian.co.ukNkhaniyi lotchedwa “The naini zokhumudwitsa kwambiri zolakwika zimene onse kanema masewera osewera kupanga” linalembedwa ndi Keith Stuart, pakuti theguardian.com Lachisanu 1 April 2016 08.04 UTC

Pali zinthu zolakwika zimene timapanga amakonda. Sitingathe kuthandiza. Monganso ife tikuchita izo, mbali ya ubongo wathu akukuwa: "Ichi ndi chinthu cholakwika kuchita." Koma zonsezo, pamaso tikudziwa izo, ife ndapita patsogolo anachita izo; ife anagula tikiti kuona Batman vesi Chitsulo.

Nthawi zina zinthu zikuchitika mu masewera kwambiri. Zilibe kanthu kuti anakumana muli pa Kuitana Udindo, pena ukuganiza kuti ukhoza kutenga osewera angapo ukubwera mwakamodzi ndi kulipiritsa pa iwo ndi mfuti wanu ndi zipolopolo ziwiri kopanira ndi. Ngakhale inu mwakhala kusewera okwera mitumbira osangalatsa 10 Zaka inu koma nthawi zina kuyenda ku phompho chachikulu ndi kuganiza, Ine ndikudabwa ngati Lara kupulumuka kuti kugwa? Ndiyeno inu mwapeza kuti iye sangakhoze. Ndi ulendo wotsiriza unali mtunda zingapo kumbuyo.

Pano, ndiye, ndi zolakwika zina tingachipeze powerenga Masewero ochokera m'mbiri. Add anu "okondedwa" mu ndemanga gawo.

The kulumpha anamuganizira

Mario kugwa
A tingachipeze powerenga Mario kugwa. Chithunzi: Nintendo

Ichi ndi archetypal platforming cholakwa: inu mukudziwa inu musaipereke kugunda kulumpha mpaka mapikiselo single phazi Mario ndi pa m'mphepete - komano pa anathamanga, ndi adrenaline kuponya mu, zala zanu kuyamba zimanjenjemeretsa ndi pamaso panu nkomwe izo, inu kukanikiza batani … mpaka m'mawa kwambiri, kutumiza moustached wathu ngwazi zimalowera phompho. Kwa nthawi 24. Inu Moor kwambiri ndikudabwa ngati n'zotheka chithunzithunzi ndi Super Nintendo Mtsogoleri mu theka ndi manja.

Ngodya yakufulumira

Volkswagon galimoto zolakwa ku kanema YouTube, Gran Turismo V ngozi

"Eya, izo ndi kulipiritsa kufikako kubwerera hairpin pa 115mph ndiye anagunda ananyema kusanachitike pamwamba, zimene angathe kupita … Oo Mulungu wanga, galimoto yanga ndi lemba kwambiri. "

The analephera nkhondo masewera kasakanizidwe

Street Wankhondo

Mwakhala nachita monga Ryu kwa masabata awiri, inu mukudziwa chimachititsanso zake zazikulu, inu mukhoza kuchita izo popanda ngakhale kuyang'ana pa Mtsogoleri wa. Ndiye akazi anu amabwera chifukwa ndi ndime Street Wankhondo, ndipo inu muli okonzeka ndi kuukira wanu yowononga kasakanizidwe, zokhudza angapo ankasinthana kotala bwalo ndi mizere ya nkhonya. nthawi ifika. Ryu udzakhala waulemerero. Ryu udzapambana. Ryu adzatero … kuchita lodabwitsa pang'ono jerky kuvina kuti sindinayambe ndamuwonapo pamaso pa maola anu ambiri tamaliza maphunziro. Ken imakankha iye pokumana. Ken Umapeza.

masewera ulendo kayankhulidwe kusokonezeka

Hobbit
Hobbit, pang'ono

"Inu muli mu chipinda cha ndende ndi mipiringidzo kuti basi n'chochepa kwambiri kuti Finyani pakati,"Akutero chidwi latsopano mawonekedwe ulendo kuti inu basi anagula wanu ZX sipekitiramu. "Pa tebulo pamaso panu ndi botolo olembedwa kuti 'm'mbuyo kum'soŵetsa mtendere'. Kodi tsopano?"Pakuti milungu, Mukalowa mneni-nauni osakaniza zosiyana: kumwa kum'soŵetsa mtendere, kudya kum'soŵetsa mtendere, ndimweko kum'soŵetsa mtendere, quaff kum'soŵetsa mtendere. m'kupita, kukopedwa ndi sobs wanu kukhumudwa, acibanja anu akachita. "Ayi imwe mwayesera 'mumameza',"Anati grandad anu pa foni kuchokera Hitchen usiku umodzi. ntchito kanthu.

zaka makumi atatu kenako inu kupeza masewera pa emulator ndi. Inu kutsegula izo, lembani "kumeza kum'soŵetsa mtendere", ndipo inu muli mwa m'chipinda lotsatira mosayembekezereka. Inu akuwonekera pa polojekiti kwa maola angapo mwakachetechete kubwereza wekha, "Ine adadzonga mwana wanga".

The kupulumuka mantha mantha kuukira

Otengedwa kanema YouTube, Kuyipa kokhala nako 2 Zombie Ndinadabwa Nkhondo

Izo nzabwino, izo zonse ndi zabwino. Muli zipolopolo zisanu, muli mpeni wanu, ndipo ngati chirichonse mabala inu, pali medipaks atatu kumbuyo uko mu antechamber ndi. Ziri mwangwiro abwino kulowa m'dera lino unexplored ndi … anadabwa Zombie! O lokoma Yesu, kodi cholinga batani? Kodi cholinga batani?! o palibe, inu kukonzera nthenga duster mmalo mwa mfuti - n'chifukwa chiyani ngakhale kuti kufufuza wanu? The Zombie ndi edging kwambiri. Ngati inu mungakhoze basi kuphatikiza mfuti ndi … mochedwa kwambiri.

The grenade ya Kiyama ena

Kuitana Udindo grenade kulephera

Inu akusewera Kuitana Ulemu: Modern Kumenya Nkhondo. "Hei ine ndikhoza kutenga chipinda chodzaza lonse la adani ndi grenade izi," mukuyesa. "Ine basi ayenera yaikulu ndi … dikirani liri kuponya batani? Inde, ndichoncho. Chabwino, mumadya! o palibe, ndi grenade wakhala bounced pa dongosolo kale wosaoneka basi pamwamba pa mutu wanga ndipo tsopano pansi pa mapazi anga. Kodi ine nthawi kukatola ndi kuponyera kachiwiri?" [Sound kuphulika mokweza] "No. Ayi."

Khalidwe kusankha chisoni

A Concert ndi Lorenzo Costa. chithunzi wokondeka, gulu lousy khalidwe.
A Concert ndi Lorenzo Costa. chithunzi wokondeka, gulu lousy khalidwe.
Chithunzi: Heritage Images / Getty Images

ndinu 20 hours mu lalikulu timasewero kusewera ulendo kakuti Final chinjoka nthano XVII. Pachiyambi, masewera tiyeni inu muzisankha angapo magulu osiyanasiyana khalidwe; inu mukanakhoza sadzakhalanso wamphamvu, wanzeru tchire, Eagle-maso woponya kapena Mantha Warlock. Koma sunamalize. Kumverera impish ndi chosiyana, inu ndinaganizira "akungoyendayenda Minstrel". Tsopano, akukumana ndi mlingo chachikulu 40 gehena chinjoka amene moto mpweya wachita n'kuwononga mudzi waukulu, munasankha akuyang'ana kuli zoseketsa. Inu amasowa kufufuza luntha lanu lapadera mwina inali yowononga. Likukhalira kuti "momvetsa chisoni ballad". chikakusowani.

masewera anachedwa kupulumutsa tsokalo

Oregon njira
Oregon njira Chithunzi: Oregon njira

Inu mukhoza ndithudi angadutse gawo ili la masewera pamaso kupulumutsa, izo sikudzakhala vuto. Ndikutanthauza, nonse inu muyenera kuchita ndi azipha orc asilikali, ndiye Dodge ululu muvi misampha, ndiye kutenga kumapeto kwa mlingo bwana chilombo.

Koma patatha maola anayi, bwana wakupha inu - ndi chabe sliver thanzi anachoka pa moyo yake n'zotsimikizira. "Kuyambitsanso ku otsiriza kupulumutsa?"Sneers masewera menyu. Mbali ina ya ubongo wanu limakupatsani kulakalaka kuti muzindikira anachitira kuwomba kupulumutsa, pambuyo zophera kuti 300th orc wankhondo.

Kenako masewera restarts. Pa chiyambi cha mlingo. Inu kufa pang'ono teeny mkati.

The showboat ku gehena

Kuchotsako kanema YouTube, FIFA 15 Chip kuwombera yosalepera

Ndi otsiriza ochepa masekondi la FIFA wanu 16 machesi pakati Norwich ndi Barcelona. Zigoli ndi 1-1, koma wopha wanu kulipiritsa kwa Barca chilango bokosi popanda Kumbuyo pafupi ndi kuwombera bwino pa cholinga. Ndinu okonzeka kutenga udindo akatswiri mgwirizano ku East Anglia, koma makamaka chofunika kwambiri ndinu masekondi kutali kumenya bwenzi lapamtima amene nthawi zonse masewero monga Barcelona - ndipo nthawizonse Umapeza. Koma si nthawi ino. Si nthawi ino, Messi. Zonse zatha, ndi … Hei, bwanji Chip wogwira mpira wotsogola? Iye ali pa mzere wake, iye foundering, inu mukudziwa mabatani pomwe - kodi njira yabwino kutsindika mfundo za kukula kwa ntchito yanu yayandikirayo.? Iwo akulankhula za kwa zaka. Inu tilimbikire luso Lisamukira batani ndi mphukira.

malonda a mpira pa mtanda mtanda. Kulasa wenzulo. Pambuyo nthawi yoonjezera, Norwich wotaya pa chilango. Pakuti sabata yonse, iliyonse mnzanuyo amaona inu kudya, iwo akufunsa: "Kodi mukufuna tchipisi ndi?"Inu mukuganiza mwina bwenzi yatha yake. Komanso, mwina konse masewera a pakompyuta kachiwiri.

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