10 egregie emendationes considerandum Apple iPhone 7

10 brilliant revisions Apple should consider for the iPhone 7

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Hoc septimana, rumoribus Apple, Neverending in quaestu pro phone Store, est fossandis 3.5mm headphone eum asinum in Latin Lorem in in iPhone 7 miserunt in rabiem users. Music album Lost in sonitus, mussantque, tamen, es a numerus of alia aeque fama praeclara et meliora emendationes in iPhone.

  1. Auxit pugna victus detur iPhone 7 multa users ut inter duo crimina vocat,, et diu expectata wireless et micantis pluma phones, quam daturus 20% levi cum copia boost misit super murum.
  2. VII screen de iPhone upgraded ut videtur, nisi levi aura et contritio in aperto, Bloggers cum distincta sunt, tam in novo quam in screen tenere contra flatus.
  3. A nova erit aedificavit in camera penitus recognita, Instagram-inspiratum filters, Morbi lobortis enim quod in users of apps ut favilla stuppae animos desperatio in users 'cum oculis selfies disrumpam.
  4. Quidam sources credere quod Apple est pararet ad appellare ad a pede audiophiles dimittit Edition unum exemplum de iPhone 7 on CD. Carissimi Latin entrepreneur Martin Shkreli emere esse interested in fama.
  5. iPhone 7 plus will feature a new hidden compartment built into the back of the device big enough to hold three packets of Taco Bell Fire sauce, although the packets are going to be sold separately, tech insiders reveal.
  6. Several websites are suggesting there will be new improvements to Siri’s operating system that will integrate much more sophisticated voice recognition technology so that Siri will be able to recognize when she is being threatened and adjust her normally smug tone to one of wheedling ingratiation.
  7. A completely retooled Apple Maps will help users avoid routes that would bring them in proximity to areas where more than two avowed Donald Trump supporters have gathered.
  8. Amazingly, relatum 7s iPhone si binae simul in una nocte Missa praefecerunt ludere Al Green, tu suscipe an iPhone 7S novem mensibus.
  9. Users in ordine ad provocare Millennial, iMessage fuerit renamed "Tu ad dexteram, tu solus es, et ita fit, ut ius. "
  10. Maybe maxime excitingly, sed qui se confirmaverunt, quod omnes iPhone 7 Seres epistolam autographam veniet ex artificio fabricata pupilli, et ne illud certificantes frui curae neque aliqua culpa.

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