10 revisioni brillanti Apple dovrebbe prendere in considerazione per l'iPhone 7

10 brilliant revisions Apple should consider for the iPhone 7

Una funzione di ricarica wireless che dà i telefoni con meno di 20% alimentare una leggera spinta quando scagliata contro un muro - perfetto per chi ha problemi di rabbia!

Realizzato da Guardian.co.ukQuesto articolo intitolato “10 revisioni brillanti Apple dovrebbe prendere in considerazione per l'iPhone 7” è stato scritto da Thomas Batten, per theguardian.com il Venerdì 8 gennaio 2016 16.41 UTC (tempo coordinato universale

Questa settimana, voci che Apple, nella sua ricerca senza fine per un telefono più sottile, è abbandonando il jack da 3,5 mm per cuffie standard nel prossimo iPhone 7 hanno inviato alcuni utenti in una frenesia. Perso nel rumore bianco della cuffia ronzio, tuttavia, sono una serie di altre revisioni mormora altrettanto brillanti e miglioramenti per l'iPhone.

  1. Una maggiore durata della batteria dovrebbe rendere possibile per iPhone 7 agli utenti di effettuare fino a due chiamate tra gli oneri, e una funzione di ricarica wireless a lungo atteso darà telefoni con meno di 20% alimentare una leggera spinta quando scagliata contro un muro.
  2. The iPhone 7’s screen has apparently been upgraded so that it will not shatter if exposed to a slight breeze, although bloggers are divided over how well the new screen will hold up against gusts.
  3. A totally revised camera will bring new built-in, Instagram-inspired filters, such as one geared towards users of dating apps like Tinder that softens the desperation in users’ eyes when they snap selfies.
  4. Some sources believe that Apple is planning to appeal to hip audiophiles by releasing a limited edition single copy of the iPhone 7 on vinyl. Beloved American entrepreneur Martin Shkreli is rumored to be interested in buying it.
  5. L'iPhone 7 plus will feature a new hidden compartment built into the back of the device big enough to hold three packets of Taco Bell Fire sauce, although the packets are going to be sold separately, tech insiders reveal.
  6. Several websites are suggesting there will be new improvements to Siri’s operating system that will integrate much more sophisticated voice recognition technology so that Siri will be able to recognize when she is being threatened and adjust her normally smug tone to one of wheedling ingratiation.
  7. A completely retooled Apple Maps will help users avoid routes that would bring them in proximity to areas where more than two avowed Donald Trump supporters have gathered.
  8. Amazingly, it has been reported that if you put two iPhone 7s in a box together overnight and set one them to play Al Green’s Greatest Hits, you’ll receive an iPhone 7S about nine months later.
  9. In order to appeal to millennial users, iMessage has been renamed “You’re right, you’re the only one who gets it and you’re so, so right.”
  10. Maybe most excitingly, it has been all but confirmed that each iPhone 7 will come with a handwritten letter from one of the Chinese orphans who constructed the device, certifying that they enjoyed making it and that you shouldn’t worry or feel any guilt.

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